A Guide to Decoding Texts So The Real Meaning Behind Them Doesn’t Get Lost in Translation.

Text #1:

“Hey stranger. Hope you’re doing well”

Translation: I don’t really want to call you, but I want to seem like I care.

Text #2:

“Hey, I lost/broke my phone. Who is this?”

Translation: I entered your phone number into my phone when I met you last night, and can’t remember your name.

Text #3:

“Miss you”

Translation: I truly miss you, but I am too afraid to say it to your face or get caught up in a 20 minute conversation about feelings and sh*t.

Text #4:

“What are you doing right now?”

Translation: If it’s at 2:00 p.m., it’s an invitation to meet up for a day date. If it’s at 2:00 a.m., it’s an invitation for a one night stand.

Text #5:

“What are you doing tonight?”

Translation: I don’t have plans yet, and I’m seeing which lady will give me the best option.

Text #6:

“It’s over”

Translation: It’s over.

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